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theepichumor:

Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

THE EYES = THEY SEE,

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

and

MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.

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WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:

HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT

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fuckin-pasta:

2k58:

thank you

YOU TOOK THE DOTS OFF THE BOWL

This makes my OCD infinitely happy.

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Come now. Be direct


Who is this? I must know. Or at least tell me what you want me to be direct about.

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psychedelic-cunts:

crystallized-codeine:

witnessthislegacy:

sergiovargott:

☽ I wanna be adored ☽


▼


you’re in my veins, you fuck

☾♡Dark/Soft Grunge&Disposable Blog♡☽

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thelandofgodsandmonsterrs:

† deadly dreams †

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