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dictionaryofobscuresorrows:

n. the desire to be struck by disaster—to survive a plane crash, to lose everything in a fire, to plunge over a waterfall—which would put a kink in the smooth arc of your life, and forge it into something hardened and flexible and sharp, not just a stiff prefabricated beam that barely covers the gap between one end of your life and the other.

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go-i-m-ok:

crawling back to you..

go-i-m-ok:

crawling back to you..

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alexbbypls:

break-itbrian:

if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

This post fucked me up.

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future-robin:

This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be? 

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bagofsocks:

bestofcardsagainsthumanity:

That about sums it up.

It even rhymes

bagofsocks:

bestofcardsagainsthumanity:

That about sums it up.

It even rhymes

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johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

undercover-witch:

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phlynn:

americans seem to think there are two accents in england

  • tally ho old chum cheerio yes yes wot wot

and

  • YOU AIGHT M8 I’LL FUCK YA UP FOR LOOKIN AT MY TELLY

which is 100% true

actually everyone thinks that

but english people seem to think americans have two accents

  • well hidey ho thare I was just goin to round up them there horses

and

  • woah gnarly waves dude lets go eat a hamburger and smoke some weed

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fuckyeahalexturnerishot:

Do I Wanna Knoe op We Heart It

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these-teen-quotes:

Teen quotes

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mutilatedmemories:

deansass:

my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.” 

ALL TEACHERS SHOULD BE LIKE THIS

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